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So anyway,I put on my zombie costume friday night and while Weezee was napping and went outside.I stood out by my moving head gal and stood like a robot and was making a waving motion!!My neighbor drove up and stopped looking at me,I just kept up my waving motion!!She sat there five minutes till a car came up behind her she had to go around the block!!Then I went to the back of my house and looked around the corner.She pulled up and her and her mom got out and looked in my front yard!!I heard her say,where did thay god d*** zombie go!! I went in the house,turned on the sci-fi channel and laughed my arse off!!
Justmeinatree emailed me and said it was hug a retard day and she had a big hug for me!! Well,line up ladies,because I'm the biggest Halloween tarted retart you ever seen!!God help me!!!!
Got my eyeballs!!!!Ordered 2 dozen eyeballs and 3 Led red light eyes!!!I had ordered my Bluckys there too for $10.99 each!!And 2 stytofoam heads too!! Monsterguts has wiper motors and all kind of cool stuff!!!And the owner Dean send me a couple of free things to!!! I'm a lucky man!!! I started my Blucky today,got the latex on!!! This is a blast-off to the moon!!!
I've become a write in canidate for the sake of Halloween!!!!!27/7/365
On January 17,2008 all cell phone numbers will be released to telemarketers!!! You must call from the cell phone you want to have blocked!!!It blocks the number for 5 years!! Call 888-382-1222(toll free)!! Its easy,I even did it!!!
I went to the butcher shop this morning.I started off by counting the fingers on all the butchers!!!Then I thought of QueenMorgueAna who had turned me on to Ed Gein!!!The human butcher!!!I eased over to the left so I could see in the cooler when they opened the door!!Oh my god,it looked like a female hanging from a meathook!!!The old grissold looking butcher ask what I needed? I 'll take one of those breasts there in the cooler!!!He went into the cooler and reappeared with a nice chicken breast!!!Hows this he ask?? Not what I had in mind I said as I walked out the door disappointed!!!!
 Parents first house!! Part 5  By: Digger Mood: laid back Date: 08/29/2007 21:24:48 Music: None 15 years old,a man in my eyes and my girlfriend a women!!My parents were leaving for the weekend and we could stay home if we want.We had painted our room dark blue with light blue trim paint.The blacklights brought it all together!!Weird posters and all the hippie stuff.We planned the party,got the booze and party we did.I first passed out by 9:00 pm.I awoke about 11:00 and my women was gone!!My party was over.The rest of them partied till the wee hours,The next day we were cleaning up before my parents got home!!My brother and I had to leave and we left a friend behind to finish cleaning up.He sat on the front porch when he got done and all of a sudden he heard children running up and down the stairs!!They were laughing.He thought maybe my parents and the other 3 kids had got home and came in the back door.Nobody there!!He went back out to the porch and sat back down.He heard 2 people whispering in the bedroom window not 5 feet away!!He said he reached in ,locked and slammed the door!!My friend never would come back to our house.He would wait out in the road for us but never sat foot on the property again!!!!
Parents first house!! Part 4 By: Digger Mood: full of life Date: 08/29/2007 21:03:06 Music: None The bumps in the night never did quit,just got smaller and timewise lengthened out!!I was about 13 by now and we really did love the house!!!When we moved in the old basement was below the kitchen.One door up to kitchen and one went outside.We noticed the floor rafters were burnt on the outside exit.The old lady had been burning leaves outside and caught fire and for some reason ran in the basement and that was where she died!!The newspaper obit. said the ambulance removed her body with the exception of her legs!!I still have copies of it from the library!!!As I laid in bed one night I opened my eyes and at the foot of my bed was my second dress with a outlne of a face!!A white old time hoop party dress is how I explain it!!My second ghost sighting!!!I actually did pinch myself to make sure I was awake!!!
Parents first house!! Part 3 By: Digger Mood: full of life Date: 08/29/2007 20:47:33 Music: None By the time I turned 8 we were upstairs.Our own room.We didn't like being forced up there but once we were there we loved it!!!My family had left for the day and me and my brother stayed home.We had locked the screen doors downstairs and went up to our room to play.All the windows were open as it was a summer day and no ac at our house.We heard someone walking around downstairs and then the loud banging like someone was beating the sh** out of the walls.We hid under the bed and decided we would be trapped under there.We each grabbed a baseball bat and slowly moved towards the stairway.Then we heard steps coming up it!!!Next we heard someone knocking on the front door.We scream who is it..the reply was our friend.We told him to come in the house quick.He said the door was locked!!We told him to go around the back,then as he was still in the front the back door slammed hard!!As he got around the back he yelled the door was locked.We came down the steps and rushed to the back door,it was locked!!Checked the front and it was locked!!All the screens in windows were hooked also!!!We didn't stay home alone for awhile!!!
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