Me. The show is about me. See, I’m this average guy – well, maybe a below average guy – who lives in Tromaville, the most polluted town in New Jersey. And lately, I’ve been noticing that giant vats of toxic goo have been turning up all over the place. So I go complain to the mayor, but turns out, the mayor’s on the take. So she has her goons follow me and they drop me into one of the vats (Have you ever been dropped into a vat of nuclear waste? It really, really hurts.) Anyway, I emerge this mutant freak with superhuman strength. I’ve got this body of, like, this huge Greek God, but my face is all green and distorted and Frankenstein-y. In short, I’m not really dateable. But the girl I’m in love with happens to be blind, (Thank God!) so there’s hope. Oh, and since I have superhuman strength, I go around ripping apart everyone who’s polluting New Jersey, including the mayor. So that’s what the show’s about – me saving New Jersey and trying to win the love of a noble blind librarian.