Jammin' with my sexy guitar.

A Clockwork Orange is my current favorite but my all-time favorite will always be The Shawshank Redemption. And I adore Star Wars. Was a little dissapointed in episodes 1-3 though.

I listen to music.
It is very nice.
One rule of advice: DON'T LIVE BY IT.
So many stupid slobs governing their life by music.
I don't do country or hip-hop.
Rap is alright but only by the Juggaloes. I am a juggalo and if you have a problem with that you are a closeminded ignorant cunt.

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac comics are the best.
I have a hard time finding anything worth reading anymore.

Boobs. Video games. Women with an intelligence to speak of but still enjoy a little bit of randomness.

Idiots. Penises. Hairy balls.

Talking to me constitutes a better purpose than reading this.

But, oh well.

My name is Zakk.

I can truly say I'm not neurotic. You'll probably see that on your own.

I don't do drugs or smoke so if you have a problem with that or think I'm a pussy for not then I suggest you leave my profile right now.

I do drink but I don't get "clumsy breast fondling" or "pass out and choke to death on my own vomit".

I play guitar. Mediocre at best but I'm still trying.

I hate emos. Yeah, I know some of you are already thinking "don't stereotype!" or "not all emos are the same!". Yes they are. They all are happy go bouncy, have at least 5 colors in their hair, cannot type in english, for some odd reason find self mutilation addictive(could be the attention they find addictive =O who would've guessed!), etc. etc.

Most of that may be biased and spoken on unsupported facts but if you honestly have the time to bother arguing with someone online to try to change how they think, well then my friend I can hit the back button and leave the site. Not forever but I don't have to deal with you nor do I have to put up with you talking about me or to me.

If I've never met you, you're all just 1s and 0s to me. I doubt I will meet you. Ever. If I do then I'm sorry if I was an asshole to you on here, but then again it was most likely your fault I was an asshole so if I suggest staying away or I'll you and your buddies a whole new meaning to Bonded by Blood.