What you see is what you get, so if your a stuck up, closed minded, shallow individual....FUCK OFF...I have no room for you.


If anyone remains, I'm an off the wall, insane, comical freak. In other words, just think of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets, and that's me. Hell if you don't believe me, scroll down my page and check out the Muppet Quiz I took because it plainly shows that I have the personality of the Swedish Chef. Eat your heart out George Lopez.


With that aside, I'm 29, and work for the evil galactic communist empire known as the white house...ok so I really slave for Wal-Mart..but a crazed, food throwing maniac can dream can't he? Buried underneath the crazed addiction of throwing food, I'm pretty down to earth, humble, and am known to put other people before myself.
My world revolves around music..without it, I'm sure i'd be in the halls of Vahalla right now. Metal in all its forms (exculding anything seen on MTV) is my true love, but listen to a wide variety of stuff from Classical and Jazz to Punk and Rock. Movies are the other passion. I'm really into the classic horror stuff from Alfred Hitchcock, Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Lon Cheany, and Bela Lagosi.




You Are the Swedish Chef




"Bork! Bork! Bork!"

Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.

No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.

But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse